“Well, guys, if you're watching at home, I guess you're still cleaning up your big State of the Union party. Yeah. What kind of wings do you want: right wing, left wing? -JIMMY FALLON
“Yes, earlier this evening, President Biden delivered the annual State of the Union address, and Biden's speech was historic. This was the first time the teleprompter font size was 8,000.” -JIMMY FALLON
“Biden looked at the members of Congress and said, 'Finally, a place where I look young enough.'” -JIMMY FALLON
“Thanks to rules giving access to former members of Congress, George Santos attended the State of the Union. Come on! You can't go back to your old job like you never left it – unless you're Jon Stewart. Keep it up, Jon! You crush it. -STEPHEN COLBERT
“Tonight, the room was filled with more than 500 members of Congress, but Senator Mitch McConnell was not there. Well, he was present, but he wasn't there. — JIMMY FALLON
“Before the president arrived, members of the Supreme Court arrived. Interestingly, Justice Clarence Thomas was not present. It's nice to know he's willing to recuse himself from something. -STEPHEN COLBERT
On Thursday's “Daily Show,” Ronny Chieng asked his “Kung Fu Panda 4” co-star Awkwafina to interview him about his role in the film.